Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

They want to finish the job.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

And, two alone.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And that’s it.

It’s no more complicated than that.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

There is only one thing that you can do.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?